All Alone In My Empty Mind

imsirius:

itsmeagan:

The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.

The artwork is too great not to reblog. 

Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.

That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.

One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Hans Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.

I want this painted on my wall.

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pisn:

animethedayaway:

pisn:

this is the only fucking way, the only fucking way okay?

everyone please read this:)

just wanted to say thank you so much for reblogging this, it’s so amazing to know so many people care and so many people want people to this a full life instead of ending it, just thank you so much, i love you all, and stay strong

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thecomedicpenguin:

m4ge:

AT TARGET THERE’S A WHOLE BRIDAL LINGERIE SECTION AND THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN PURCHASE. YOU CAN LITERALLY VEIL YOUR NETHER REGIONS. YOU CAN FORCE YOUR PARTNER TO  DRAMATICALLY UNVEIL YOUR GENITALS ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT. YOU COULD PROBABLY DO A DRUMROLL AND HUM THE STAR WARS THEME SONG WHILE THE OTHER PERSON SLOWLY LIFTS UP THE PIECE OF FABRIC FROM YOUR UNDERWEAR TO UNVEIL YET ANOTHER LAYER OF FABRIC. THIS IS A THING. AND IT’S FANTASTIC.

what the fuck is wrong with this site

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teaburger:

The three different kinds of exam takers.

#in which i am harry

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goodbooksgoodcrafts:

Merlin is over

And Hogwarts is too

Sam and Dean’s battle

Is almost through

Donna is gone

The Ponds are as well

John is sad

Because Sherlock fell

In case you were having

A good sort-of day

I wrote you this poem

To chase it away.

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lilmoongodess:

Love this one.

vhanstiel:

mrsmarymorstan:

stitchnik:

i-have-loki-feelings:

nothing-can-defeat-the-penis:

flyernerd:

Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game.  It is now Guess Superwholock.  I am pleased.

I was play guess superwholock

“Are you gorgeous?”
“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”
“Do you frequently break hearts?”
“…”

“Have you appeared to have died on screen?”
“No…”
*half the board goes down*

“Are you black?”
“yes”
“You’re Martha” 

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fuckyourfreckles:

combeferresque:

fourfucks:

all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the  edits 

#genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite

you fuckass

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mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

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badtexter:

happy sinko de mayo

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